By Henri D. Kahn

Please answer:

1. President Bush fibbed about the Nigerian uranium shipment to Saddam. __Y __N

2. The President's staff (Don Rusmfeld & co.) used George W. to lie in order to justify the war to "Liberate Iraq and Crush Terrorism." __Y __N

3. A majority of the Iraqi citizens understand that the death and destruction caused by the US-instigated war is well worth the loss of utilities, drastic reduction in potable water, and lack of food, because, at last, they are rid of Saddam Hussein. __Y __N

4. Now that Saddam is out of power, civility abounds and the citizenry feel safe walking the streets of Baghdad, Tikrit, and other Iraqi cities in the knowledge that Uncle Sam is there to protect them and restore order. __Y __N

5. France and Germany will now send several thousand troops to police Iraq under the auspices of the UN and commanded by the USA in spite of their initial pleas for a joint effort for negotiation and finally, if necessary, an allied UN plan of attack. __Y __N

6. The dramatic increase in our government deficit, and substantial increase in unemployment, since the George W. Bush administration took over is actually the fault of the Bill Clinton administration. __Y __N

7. Tax-free dividends have served to help the "man on the street" as well as wealthy stock market investors. __Y __N

8. It's okay to have 35 million Americans living at poverty level, because most of them are worthless bums who just don't want to earn a living. __Y __N

9. Rep. Henry Bonilla should be "ridden out of town on a rail" for shooting off his noxious mouth against the LULACs and some of our local honorable judges. And -- he should be dishonored as Señor Boca Sucia instead of honored as Mr. South Texas. __Y __N

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