You know you are climbing in the grim reaper's list of candidates when....

The local undertaker who has know you for years, but has never even given you the time of day, comes up to you, pats you on the back, and says, “Hi, Mr. Kahn, how's everything going? Prospects for the new year promising?”

Sweet young things readily press their ample buxoms against you in a friendly hug.

Sweet ol' babes bend forward and offer their cheek, knowing there is still a distinct possibility of fire in old guys.

You are pretty sure young women who call you by their first name have “matured” beyond their years.

Business associates say, in a nice way, “you shouldn't still be working at your age.”

You have developed the ability to recognize bull**** more readily.

You find an abundance of current trends in music, speech, dress, and lifestyles obnoxious.

You appreciate all women regardless of size and looks, knowing it's all good with just some of it better.

You appreciate and think about good health more than good sex, good food, or your favorite alcoholic beverage.

You come to the conclusion that lust is more realistic and successful than an actual tryst.

Or when some younger

person tells you....

“I want to be just like you when I grow old.”

“Everybody backs into guardrails all the time.”

“You forgot your eyeglasses? Not to worry, it happened to me last year. I even misplaced my car keys twice.”

“You look good, in spite of your age.”

“My God, how long has it been since those fabulous high school days -- 50 years?”

“Everybody has pains here and there all the time.”

“How old did you say you are? Aw, come on, no way. I had no idea you were that old!”

“You ought to relax and enjoy life more. You've been in this rat race entirely too long.”

“This can't be you in the high school yearbook. Is it really you?”

Grim reaper aside....

Integrity, honesty, and a positive attitude in all aspects of life pay off big time over the long haul.

Age gracefully, folks, it's fun!